• Person: How do lesbians have sex?
  • Me: The question is how do they stop.
tagged → #oh so true

waltztothemoon:

AU: Beca Mitchell is not happy with the new, overconfident VP of the company, Chloe Beale.

“We’ll see…” Chloe remarked before clearing her throat, “…Ms. Mitchell, a word in my office please?”

Beca stopped in her tracks as quieted sigh escaped before reclaiming her game-face, “Of course.” she replied with obvious annoyance.

There was a definite tension in the air the moment Beca walked into Chloe’s office, but it hadn’t started just then. The second she laid eyes on the company’s new VP, a position Beca had been striving for over the past year, Beca made no attempt to remain cordial. Now that they were in a confined space opposed to the boardroom, it was all too clear. That was until, Beca caught the VP locking the door.

“Ms. Mitchell-“

“Just call me Beca, okay? We’re not in High School and you’re not my teacher.”

“…Beca, I can’t help but notice…you don’t like me.” Chloe observed as she walked to her desk and leaned up against the edge. “I caught word you had been working really hard for this…position.”

Beca crossed her arms defensively, “Yes, a matter of fact I have, and with all due respect, I don’t need you to patronize me.”

Chloe motioned for Beca to sit in the chair, “That’s the last thing I intend on doing to you.”

With a barely restrained eye-roll, Beca sat with her legs crossed tightly as her irritation elevated, but as the older woman took a step closer and leaned forward, the brunette’s eyes began to wander. There was a slight flash of cleavage, enough to lightly pink the surface of Beca’s cheeks as she looked away, “I-Is there a reason I’m here…”

Chloe licked her lips subtly as she rested her hands on her hips and raised a brow, “…I just rather knock all tension out of the way so we can try and keep a professional relationship, sound good to you?”

Beca cast a side-glance towards the blonde, “I suppose.”

Erecting her posture straight, Chloe kept her eyes on the brunette, “Then stand up.” she commanded with a soft tone.

Beca wasn’t exactly sure as to why her body reacted far quicker than her mind, but she found herself standing alarmingly close to Chloe, “M-Ms.Beale…” her voice quivered slightly with confusion as she felt Chloe’s hands lightly tugging in the collar of her blazer.

“Call me Chloe…we’re not in High School…remember?”

As if a fire had been ignited, Beca felt her body melt as Chloe’s hot breath forced its why into her mouth with a warm tongue taking charge. Not a single effort of resist came from Beca as she met the aggression of the kiss, soon feeling a different heat stirring between her legs. A small quiver of a moan escaped both as they parted from the electrified kiss, both holding dazed expressions that were welcomed amongst the quickened breaths.

Chloe bit her bottom lip as she looked to the younger employee, intrigued at the swarm of butterflies that had been ignited within.

Beca tried to regain her own composure as a knock came to the office door as she took a step away from her new boss, “I-I should…go.” she stated breathlessly as her eyes held with Chloe’s blues.

Chloe smirked at the younger woman’s stumbling words as another employee stepped into the room, “Ms. Mitchell, come back later and we’ll finish this meeting…I’d like to talk to you about your new position.”

tagged → #bechloe
tagged → #beca mitchell

Tomb Raider Evolution (1996 - 2013)

tagged → #tr

feistie:

sketchlock:

its-tuesday-again:

thanks, ireland

you’ve nailed it again

B E S T

“FOR FUCKS SAKE”

tagged → #humor
Track Title: STAHP IT

spectreofkirkwall:

The moment the stereotypical blonde cheerleader opened her mouth and Anna’s voice came out, I lost it.

tagged → #stop it #stahp it

imgonnaeditstuff:

supernatural meme: eight supernatural beings: Deities

“Westerners, I swear, the sheer arrogance— you think you’re the only ones on earth? You pillage and you butcher in your god’s name, but you’re not the only religion, and he’s not the only god. And now you think you can just rip the planet apart? You’re wrong. There are billions of us, and we were here first.”

tagged → #supernatural
nooby-banana:

mylifeisloki:

gatisss:


miss potts isn’t picking up, sir.

I was a ball of sobbing rage okay
Like
Whedon. No. Don’t you dare.

All of this ^ and then some.

This scene did the worst things to my heart, especially the shot where she’s watching TV and hoping he’s alright and HER PHONE IS RINGING RIGHT BEHIND HER OMG PEPPER TURN AROUND HE’S CALLING YOU
;____;

nooby-banana:

mylifeisloki:

gatisss:

miss potts isn’t picking up, sir.

I was a ball of sobbing rage okay

Like

Whedon. No. Don’t you dare.

All of this ^ and then some.

This scene did the worst things to my heart, especially the shot where she’s watching TV and hoping he’s alright and HER PHONE IS RINGING RIGHT BEHIND HER OMG PEPPER TURN AROUND HE’S CALLING YOU

;____;

tagged → #tony stark

(the sexual tension)

Argument I heard on the bus
  • Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
tagged → #THIS #gay rights #humor